Sarah Eye

Just a girl who thinks she's funny

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

Currently wine drunk, home alone, yelling discrepancies from the book at the last Harry Potter Movie. Happy Saturday!

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 21 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Ron Kjeldgaard @RonKjeldgaard]

I still have nightmares about working in retail. So happy I got out when I did

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

Most of my problems in this world are caused by static electricity.

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 21 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

She me.

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

My friend lost everything in a house fire this past weekend, while we did our best to cover the basics, it's going to take a community to help rebuild all that she's lost!

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

This weekend has made me extremely grateful for everything I have and the people in my life.

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

This is the reason women hate themselves.

[Christina Pazsitzky @ChristinaP]

Super model? More like SUPPER MODEL 🍔🌮🌭

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[Kels @clarkcommakels]

Do you ever get mad that you did really cool things with really shitty people? And now you can’t reminisce because of the immediate negative association? It’s fun it’s cool

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

What's it like to be respected as an adult?

[chillary puff @embrekington]

SHA alumni: please read. Our high school is actively discriminating against LGBTQ+ alumni

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

@AngeliaKowalski Literally yes.

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

@ADubz__ You can send him over if you want 😅

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

Hopefully I marry someone who's good at wrapping presents, because this sure isn't the work of elves.

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

"Better not cry, better not pout"
My classroom clearly isn't afraid of Santa cuz man those tears were real today.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You better watch out”

Got it

“You better not cry”

Ope deal breaker

[Sarah Eye @SarahJessicaEye]

Refusing to get my Spotify Wrapped because I don't need to be told that I listen to too many showtunes.

[Kels @clarkcommakels]

I think every holiday should have musical numbers, dog shows, day drinking, potatoes, and pie. Or maybe just more days should have all of these things.