SarawithanH

fat goddess, escape artist; all mess and no polish she/her BLM BLM BLM! 🌈🌈

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

I am going to be so pissed if taking my mask down to scarf this INCREDIBLY mediocre chicken sandwich at the airport is when i get covid. #2yearsstrong

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

at 29 i thought id be done with roommates but what do ya'll do when u stuck on the toilet with no TP???? Who do you call???? Who hears your pleas?

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

I just signed a petition to stand with Breonna Taylor. You should too: https://t.co/Es9odtC3tN

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

Flash flood warning got me bout to order takeout for some adventure

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

Quarantine got me trying to decide which disney movie will make me the least horny. The least. Its all i can do here people.

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

quarantine is going to be a new category of porn

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

the fuck is this year

[Lake Show Plug @bbswervee]

#UFOs

Everyone 2 months ago: Damn 2020's been crazy, what's next, aliens exist?

The Pentagon:

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

wow remember when we only wore low ride jeans history is horrific

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

the only things i care about are tacos and Jamie Fraser

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

at least my mother has stopped asking if im dating anyone yet

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

quarantine is making me very aware of all the things that are never going to change about me

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

Wow. This is really shining a light on those twilight years.

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

just googled wanting to fuck mythical creatures and its led me to monster porn and i am learning a lot about myself this quarantine

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

Fucking mystical creatures in general-- is that a thing? Cause i binged Carnival Row last week and its a big YES for me on all fronts.

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

everyone drawing their dnd characters really proving to me i wanna fuck an elf

[SarawithanH @SarahJoyAdler]

Impulse bought a porn subsription last night and then spent 3hrs trying to cancel after i realized it had no hentai tab in case anyone was needing a way to spend their quaren-time today

[Brittany Handler @canigetaHANDler]

honestly props to the men still trying so hard on dating apps rn instead of just jerking it like the rest of us

[Dan @dannymatz90]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with some #coronavirus inspired lyrics!

[Curtis Sittenfeld @csittenfeld]

1) I've written 7 books wearing sweatpants

2) "Working at home" and "working at home during a pandemic" are COMPLETELY different. Please don't be too hard on yourself if you find it hard to focus now (as I say to myself while watching episode of Glee midday)