Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️

Lauren’s third account. it’s complicated. proud pet mom, conservative. I don’t think you’re bad based on a physical trait.
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[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

Thread 🧵 of my favorite self owns I’ve collected over the years:

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Start off with a classic

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

Happy #SharkWeek

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@JACBailey1 @MisandryE Do it anyway.

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@m3yfield Worst kept secret of the movie

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@Yoda4ever @mooseincrisis Cute

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@2StefanMoore @zara_malxmix R.I.P. sorry for your loss 😢❤️💔💙🙏

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@corinnec R.I.P. sorry for your loss 😢💙💔❤️🙏

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@pammyINdiana @corinnec R.I.P. sorry for your loss 😢💙💔❤️🙏

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@clgentile532 @corinnec R.I.P. sorry for your loss 😢❤️💙💔🙏

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@teniscat @stangga43968607 @SenRandPaul R.I.P. sorry for your loss 😢💔💙❤️🙏

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@stangga43968607 @SenRandPaul R.I.P. sorry for your loss 😢💙💔❤️🙏

[Tom Elliott @tomselliott]

@jimmykimmel Sally Quinn & Maureen Dowd maybe want to have a threesome with Fauci

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@GraceRandolph 👀

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@brianstelter @wolfblitzer @kaitlancollins She really does look like Dylan.

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

He was having dinner with Fauci while we suffered indoors

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

@Rose_Marie_Holt I don’t read the comments so I will have to take your word for it.

It’s a shame there’s so much unhappiness in the world.

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@Variety How will you call her a misogynistic bro? 🤔

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

Depp lost everything
Brand was arrested
Franco is canceled
Leto too
This fails to prove anything

Amy Schumer, Madonna, Jenny Slate literally brag about abusing men and are rewarded for it

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

New Hulu feminist slop called Furious. In which female serial killers didn’t do nuthin and are all just reacting against muh bad men.

This is honestly boring. But when i joked there’s no woman feminists won’t rehab I didn’t know how correct I was. No need to even think about it

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@RitaPanahi Garbage person

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@MisandryE It’s a IRL Dr. Ellis hahahaha

[Lauren Masters 🇺🇸 🕯️ @SarahKWilliam3]

@lullabystarlust All this does is prove patriarchy doesn’t exist