Sarah Keller

Writer, comic, equestrian. IG sarahkeller07

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

Just because I’m fully vaccinated doesn’t mean I don’t want you to stay 6ft away.

[The Dow Event Center @DowEventCenter]

Shout out to @FunnyBrad, @Ball4President & @SarahKeller07 for bringing Downtown Saginaw doses of the best medicine on this beautiful Thursday night! We appreciate you making your mark at The Dow Event Center!

[Zach @zrphyatt]

@SarahKeller07 @Ball4President @funnybrad were amazing in Wichita tonight! So far this may be the best nightnof comedy I've seen. Normally one of the comedians is just ok. Not these three comedic Allstars. #BeANarwhal

[Rob Dodson Jr @Primeirish711]

Amazing show tonight. Brad was hilarious as always and this was the first time I cried laughing at all 3 comedians. So worth the wait to meet them all after too.
@funnybrad @Ball4President @SarahKeller07

[Paul Farahvar Empire Comedy Portland Main 9/24 @paulfarahvar]

Tonight at @LaughFactoryCHI
@DrewFrees @JonahJurkens @SarahKeller07 @jimmyflann @ConnorMook_

Let’s go

[J @EtchedInBlood]

Saw @funnybrad and @SarahKeller07 live last night at Old National Centre

What a spectacular show!
Hilarious and out of pocket comedy that everyone would enjoy!!
Watch his specials, go see him live, you will not regret it! #standupcomedy #comedian

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

@iamjohnoliver is my hero.

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

I mean look, if you’re gonna evade taxes, you better spend that money on hookers and blow. #gobigorgohome #HunterBiden

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

I have unsubscribed from @express emails FIVE times and am still receiving DAILY emails. Fuck Express. Shop there if you want promotional emails every day for the rest of your life.

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

There are two types of people: people who can open a drink and not immediately take a sip; and normal people.

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

Do you think the Lindberghs wrote the @Chilis theme song? #iwantmybabyback

[seandps @seandps]

Had a great time at the @funnybrad show in Madison tonight. And an added bonus, all the opening acts @Ball4President and @SarahKeller07 were great too

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Minnesota! You’re amazing. Two sold out shows. Over 2,000 of you crazy SKOL fuckers blew the roof off The Pantages Theater tonight. I love you. I will come back!

[Austin S @Austin_712]

Thank you @Ball4President and @SarahKeller07 for a very funny night tonight

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

@lyft I was discriminated against by a driver for my service animal and want to report him. He pulled up to me and then drove away and canceled the ride. Not acceptable.

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

@lyft where can I report a driver for discrimination who canceled the ride?

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

I know I’m white trash because I genuinely enjoy Sam’s Cola more than Coca-Cola.

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

Every once and a while I remember I’m and adult and it sucks.

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

If the ingredients of the pizza were not grown in America, is the poop American?

[Sarah Keller @SarahKeller07]

Anybody else check their bank account multiple times in a day hoping there’s miraculously more money in there? Or is that just me?