Sarah Lane

yeah I’ll have a cup of tea

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

Fave moment of #theundateables ever

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Daniel pops the question to Lily, but will she say yes? 😬
#TheUndateables

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@IPhillips79 I can’t remember anything other than one of the characters putting someone’s (Delilah?) yoghurt down the sink….. I think about it way too often

[Ian Phillips: Music, TV & Film Classics @IPhillips79]

This Life - BBC 1996-97

Running for two series, I loved this comedy-drama series which spanned 33 episodes. Who watched and enjoyed?

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples:

Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room:

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@fesshole Genuine question- do you go down on her regularly? I have given my husband a million bjs and he’s only gone down on me once, when I begged, which understandably ruined the vibe. Can you DM me and let me know?

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@ChristnNitemare Love how’s she slurring her words. Imagine waking up thinking “oh no, wjat did I do when I was hammered on booze” and then find this uploaded video of yourself. The embarrassment 😂😂😂😂

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@fesshole You know you could do it for longer and have better rather than poorer oral hygiene

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@Charlimortis @ChristnNitemare I know…. That made me cringe too

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@ChristnNitemare Is it me or does she have a very masculine energy… Is she wanting to man up?

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@TomHaflinger @ChristnNitemare You actually made me lol 🙌

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@DevAndyZ @ChristnNitemare Thank you! I was thinking exactly that

[Unvarnished Tooth @YouWontFeelThis]

@ChristnNitemare Based on this, then I can only assume God didn't really want us eating coconuts...

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@fesshole So um, where is this? Asking for a friend

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Ten years ago, my son used Thomas the Tank stickers and put them on people's garden gates. On the local Facebook group, people were saying it was dog thieves marking houses. I never owned up, but I got a load of abuse when I said the leader of the gang was the Fat Controller.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@fesshole I love this on so many levels

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@fesshole Tell her - it’s so easy to communicate if you try

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once rigged the results of a charity dog show because I'd had a one night stand with the owner of one of the dogs and she was going to tell my girlfriend.

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

@pluralHaven @fesshole Thank you- I am relieved I didn’t Google it 😂

[Sarah Lane @SarahLane101]

Just watched #adolescence on Netflix- absolutely loved it, was initially surprised by there being only four episodes but in retrospect it makes sense to end where they have

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A Bible-thumper with 90k followers says that Earth is flat and planets aren't real.

This is your brain on religious indoctrination.