Sriracha 🌶

Ex Coe college tennis player with an unhealthy obsession with Corgis.

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

I’ve reached the age when all I see on Facebook is engagements and babies. I wanna be 16 again so all I see is other people’s drama 😂

[Rafa Nadal @RafaelNadal]

Dear Roger,my friend and rival.
I wish this day would have never come. It’s a sad day for me personally and for sports around the world.
It’s been a pleasure but also an honor and privilege to share all these years with you, living so many amazing moments on and off the court 👇🏻

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

❤️

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

@dunkindonuts is your app not working today? Can’t order through the app.

[Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz]

If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

@RepMTG LOL you really can’t make this stuff up. I’ll tell you where it’s going - no where 😝

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

I’m really good at breaking games #AssassinsCreedValhalla

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

@libb3rs No I’m playing as the male character

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

Who knew Norse women could dance 🤷🏼‍♀️👏🏻 #AssassinsCreedValhalla

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

@cedarpoint Thanks for an awesome summer. Can wait until next summer!

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

I totally didn’t watch the @ThiemDomi score the entire morning at work today. 😬

But I did totally get really sad when he lost 💔

#FrenchOpen

[Dominic Thiem @domithiem]

after a ton of dropshots I had to show @HugoGaston7 that I also got some touch today 😉 Great match! Keep it up! @rolandgarros

#RolandGarros

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

Thiem tweeners + RG

They just go together 🥰

#RolandGarros

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

After disappointment of not securing an #XboxSeriesX @BestBuy came through 💪🏻💪🏻 can’t wait for November 😁

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

Free Cedar Point Admission FOR LIFE - you could win it! Celebrate Cedar Point's 150th Anniversary and enter now. #sweepstakes https://t.co/CewhcG3AId

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

I remember those annoying professors/teachers growing up that called on you when you hand wasn’t raised just to “make sure everyone participated”

I hated those teachers and was so glad so be done with them.

Jokes on me - my boss is that person 😑#why #karmasajerk

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

If I had a dollar for every time a kid at church asked me if/when my boyfriend and I are married/engaged I would be rich right now. #kids #OneDay

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

@libb3rs DM’d you

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

Is it possible to have video game crushes? Like on characters? Cause if so, I totally do. #importantquestions #SundayThoughts

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

@libb3rs It’s bad lol.

[Sriracha 🌶 @SarahLasecki]

Boss: You did this wrong. It should go under this account. You need to make sure you ask questions about these irregular things.

Me: *thinks* I’ve been doing this account for two weeks. Sorry I didn’t know this was irregular 🤷🏼‍♀️

#ThoughtForTheDay #annoying