sarah layne

UTK. Psalm 54:4. Cheerwine and cute animal videos enthusiast.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

“when covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “we should hang out sometime!”

[Will Keible @WillKeible]

I learned this morning that my parents’ unconditional love expires on New Years Eve.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

my grandma just asked me if i had a boyfriend and i was like “no” and she was like “well i went to a random funeral because i was bored and that’s how i met your grandfather” ??????

[HAIM @HAIMtheband]

get in loser we’re gonna go find his ass at Olive Garden

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

folklore and evermore

[gwen @verychillgwen]

if it’s a girl, dua lipa. if it’s a boy, duo lingo

[phil @philipjonathn]

Coronavirus Taylor Swift’s
Vaccine folklore
🤝
Two Doses

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

well, she's not named taylor slow

[. @CoreysThirst]

I once took a woman out to eat and talked until 12 am so my direct deposit could hit

[Amazon Echo Chamber @Gadzooks_Sir]

we shoulda known what was coming when this shit happened

[fka sids @yungsids]

if we’re talkin cinematic masterpieces

[c n e l l y @cnelliy]

the doorknob was invented in 1877

people in 1876:

[👑CiciBae👑 @cicibae_savage]

That boy head heavy as hell 🤣🤣🥴

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

the plots for Finding Nemo and Taken are nearly identical and no one talks about this enough

[jimmy(go birds; potentially dead) @sushicat563]

Currently