Sarah Lerch

Emergency Department Nurse - we do precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questions knowledge

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

Hey Twitter how was your workday? I ended my shift with a little old lady whispering to me “I’m going to break your neck“ when I told her I was going to put an IV in her arm.

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

@megynkelly Tampon Tim is his name. Blocking red waves is his game.

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

Oh man, not again.

#EVERYTHING

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

@johngreen Can you recreate any senses in your mind? Some people can hear other voices or sounds, feel hot or cold on their skin if they think about it. I am a “total aphant” /all senses blind. I do have an internal monologue but there isn’t a sound/voice attached to it.

[Amy Faith Ho, MD MPH @amyfaithho]

Here’s the dirty secret of emergency medicine:

We don’t have to do prior auth. Like ever. We just order what the patient needs, and the patient gets it done in the ED.

But here’s why we care about prior auth anyways:

B/c not a shift goes by where a patient doesn’t land in the ER as a last resort when #priorauth denied or delayed them the outpatient care they needed.

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

@LouisatheLast My twin and I during our First Communion photo shoot looking like a child wedding photo shoot 😂😂

[Racheline Maltese @racheline_m]

Cis people: I need you to understand (and help others understand) that “the trans debate” is NOT relevant “to only a small number of people” but to everyone. Thread below for why:

(This is focused on cis women, but cis dudes I need you to listen too. You are also in danger.)

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

@alyssa_valvano I do not know much about BetterHelp! Other than it’s online mental health “counselors”. What are the negatives!! Seems like an important thing for an ED nurse to know about.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Snoop Dogg on the call can make anything entertaining

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

https://t.co/yYOWBFR6et

[Girl with the Doorknocker Earring @woodcider]

@kim @Travon Look at all this earning

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

@ThePatAgudow

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

I haven’t been using deodorant since the quarantine started. If y’all can smell me, you’re too close! 😷#SocialDistancing #BOBarrier #COVID19

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Some of the ICU patients are in their 80s; others in their 30s. Some have asthma or diabetes, but others seemed to have no risk factors at all.

The message from the overwhelmed staff remains the same: "Stay home. Protect yourself."
https://t.co/EsdIREcBY4

[The New York Times @nytimes]

About a third of the staff at this Brooklyn hospital is out sick. At times, they ran out of protective plastic gowns.

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

All I’m saying is, I don’t see essential oils selling out 😷🤧🤒😏

[Sarah Lerch @SarahLerch]

@tabithaTYRANNY 😂😂 im sure he was correct and you did look 🔥🔥😉

[Mari @mariiroche]

No one is talking about how they were singing “Let’s get loud” about kids in cages! 🗣👏🏼
#PepsiHalftime #SuperBowlLIV