Sarah Louise

Reformed surgical resident, sensualist, sometime creator of pretty things. Good with my hands, better with my imagination. Nerd with excellent posture.

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

“Clarinet…it’s so underutilized. It’s like…a songbird. A songbird that likes to f**k.”

- my husband

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

Better late than never: I’m finally getting around to starting Volume 1 of the ✨best Valentine’s present I’ve received to date✨.
#historicaldress #patternsoffashion

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@AndyEyeballs Low-hanging fruit, and it didn’t happen *to* me, but I enjoyed it to the bottom of my heart…the whole exchange, of which this was the beginning:

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@NeverOnBrand Oh….dear.

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

I CURSE TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL anyone who sets an alarm in a hotel room and doesn’t turn it OFF before they leave.

Signed,
Mom of 2 AWAKE-at-5:45am Kids (who were already up half the night b/c new environment)

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Tip from a licensed therapist: on your partner’s birthday, be very intentional about celebrating them outside of their role in relation to you! Now is a time to highlight all the things that make them them & not what they do for you as a partner. Save that for anniversaries

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@padnick Maybe? 😬 Sometimes being a DoctorMom is more of a hindrance than a help.

(“It’s ok honey, we all have skeletons *inside* us.” 🙄 WHAT was I thinking??)

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@TheRaDR @padnick Yeaaah I tried to make skeletons less scary for my 3 year old by cheerfully explaining that “we all have bones inside us and skeletons are made of bones.”

Now he’s terrified of his own belly (the center of his “self”).

🤦🏻‍♀️ #parentingFAIL

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@maine_witch Both my parents used this for me growing up. They’re from St. Charles county, MO. I’m nearly 40.

They told me it’s b/c I had drawstring-bottom baby gowns, just like Popeye’s baby who was named Sweet Pea.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oona Mae. You gave her a bath. In return, she has put a curse on you and your entire bloodline. 13/10

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling overwhelmed?

me: accidentally alienate myself from loved ones by not answering their text messages

therapist: …no

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I don't want self-driving cars and trips to Mars, I want a planet where we don't get headlines like "all the rain is now toxic"

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@parva_x Ah yes. In the ER we call those “brain damage mobiles.”

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@SaraEileen Ooof, I’m so sorry!
(Also, my doc-brain is yelling at me to make sure you are being followed by a medical professional for this. You are, right? Of course you are. Right?)

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@jasonquintin Aww 😕 Sending all the gentle pats and ear scratches to your sweet girl!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

We’re supposed to announce Logan and Deadpool will soon be the first R-rated movies on Disney+. But we all know some Disney movies should already be rated R for irreversible trauma.

[Sarah Louise @SarahLoueees]

@jasonquintin Poor girl! Hope she’s better asap.