Wow doctors are so dumb. Can you believe they wasted 8 years and all that money on schooling when they just could’ve gone on YouTube to watch conspiracy theory videos
my parents, age 25: we're married with kids and we have a mortgage!
me, age 25: after i learn this tiktok dance i shall have some shredded cheese for dinner
In addition, from a concerned nurse while we’re in the topic: touching/fiddling with it, taking it off/on, and setting it on dirty surfaces is LITERALLY defeating the purpose of wearing it and you’re likely keeping more germs closer to your face 🤷♀️
One of the best days and calls ever! Good luck to everyone hoping to get their name called! It doesn’t matter when you get picked. Just enjoy your dream coming true! #NFLDraft
The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing