Sarah Lynch

Sarcastic since 1997
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[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

[The Late Late Show @RTELateLateShow]

Meanwhile backstage...

GOWAN Róisín!

#LateLateToyShow

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

Normalise sitting outside the café all day and not really doing anything

[lauren o'neill @hiyalauren]

why is the act of ‘going to get a little coffee’ so irresistible to me. I could be on my deathbed and someone could say to me ‘do you want a latte from up the road that costs £3 for no reason and comes in a pink cardboard cup’ and I would spring to my feet

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

ABBA making a comeback after one of the worst years of our lives?

[Big Miz @Big__Miz]

Just because you’re vaccinated DOES NOT mean you can pretend to be your roommate, go to his job as a teacher, turn his class into a rock band and win the local Battle of the Bands.

[Darren O’Keeffe @darrenjokeeffe]

If your children ever ask you about heroism, tell them about Catherine Corless.

#motherandbabyhomes

[Louise McSharry @louisemcsharry]

I would literally take the vaccine in the arse, on live television, at any moment of any day.

[PJ Kirby @PJkirby_]

How does one spell the way Nigella pronounces microwave? Need to bedazzle it onto a tee ✨

[Kevin McGahern @kevinmcgahern]

Please give this a sign. Girls as young as 15 are having their photos shared online with no repercussions. Lets get this over the line https://t.co/9rHd8wh4r8

[ella (perfect) @gothdonegal]

Hi folks, I’ve made a carrd with info about the situation, what you can do, where you can go if you’ve been affected and who to contact if you think you might be. Please share and feel free to put in your bios! Thanks!

https://t.co/nDfzKuaQXS

[Simon Harris TD @SimonHarrisTD]

A little worried that some complacency is setting in. We have made progress but we’re not yet where we need to be. We need to see a fall in new cases. Encouraging signs. But please let’s not slip up now. #StayHome. It’ll be worth it! Retweet so we all get a reminder #Covid19

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

right enough's enough - where the fuck is paolo nutini?