Sarah

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Schwarbombs? In June? Groundbreaking

🗳️ https://t.co/cdVTjmanhF

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BREAKING: @elmo loves the Phillies

[erin @blondederin]

OT WIN

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

big reputation

[miserable phillies fan @schwarbombz]

Shoutout to Rob for taking a shit show in 2022 and turning it into one of the most exciting runs for a couple of years man I’ll forever be grateful for that

It’s really not his fault what this team is doing right now it sucks he had to take the fall

[kait @kknechtthedots]

this shit is so fucking rigged so that the nhls golden boy can have a playoff run. the penguins can just rip helmets off, shoot the puck into our bench, and uppercut flyers with no consequences???

[Brandon J. Sommermann @B_Sommermann]

That is the second time this series Anthony Mantha has upper-cutted a Flyer right infront of a referee and no call. Unbelievable that Mantha, who has a reputation of things like that, has been able to get away with. Travis Sanheim was heated after no call. #IgniteTheOrange

[anna⁸⁶ @barkeypilled]

pens fans chanting flyers suck but if the flyers were actually that bad the penguins wouldnt have to play this dirty #truthnuke

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

get up, you’re a grown ass man

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

GRITTY JUST LAUNCHED A PENGUIN OFF THE SECOND DECK

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

“teenagers scare the living shit out of me” - the penguins

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

wake up babe a generational gif just dropped

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”

Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season:

[Pennsylvania Governor's Office @PAGovOffice]

philly carrying the US to victory over the brits.

tale as old as time.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Second horrible Super Bowl in a row for guys named Drake

[Grace Del Pizzo @GraceDelPizzo]

Nick Foles remains unmatched in backup NFL QB lore

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Sean “player safety” McDermott is the biggest hypocrite in the entire NFL.

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

I would die for my country the Eagles defensive line