Sarah Mandato

Former lawyer. Present flaneuse.

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

the man sitting next to me at jury duty just stood up and took his belt off 🤔

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jury duty instructions include not to discuss case on myspace

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is an elevator even an elevator if it doesnt have a mirror??

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

can we not…

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am i alone in wishing restaurants would take edamame out of the shell for u if u asked very nicely?

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

dying to know how much apple pays for this tuileries ad space

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supporting local farmers has never been easier 🥃

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this restaurant wins

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if u havent yet explored the nyt cooking comments community, ur missing out

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

dermatologist was very curious about why i brought a bucket to appt. doesnt everyone drop off their compost en route?

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

a friend said i looked more toned so i shared my fitness secret of really ramping up the stress

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

mom: our warriors seats r rt next to a rapper. i think his name is ten cents.

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“romantic” #advertisingapprovalprocesses

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nytcooking is always like ‘add 3 cups of olive oil which seems like a lot but also sauce!’

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caltrain backpack watch: twitch, salesforce, qualcomm…stay tuned i will share breaking backpacks live

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

mom: u never had brussels sprouts when u were little?
dad: no bc they didnt come in a can

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did instagram know i needed slippers, or is it jusy day 5 million of living pandemic life?

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i just watched a baby lick a barstool i think it happened in slow motion im not sure it was traumatizing

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who DOESNT get excited about green hairy ball season?!

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@CAHalaby surprisingly chill - along the lines of, “have u ever heard the term ‘fboy?’” but of course they hadnt…

[Sarah Mandato @SarahMandato]

when asked my thoughts on a fam friend’s ex i couldnt think of a more efficient way to respond, so tonight at dinner i was forced to explain the term f-boy to my parents