Sarah

i really like cats.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

Meh.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@DonnieWahlberg Thanks Donnie 💜

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@paul_dov (We’re also 2 of the last remaining 37 people who use twitter.)

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@paul_dov You okay? What’s going on? 💜

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

Paying off credit cards is the most satisfy feeling. BYE 5-figure front door debt. (Also, why are doors so expensive?)

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@Lemeus19 I’ve never even heard these names before. As if I didn’t already feel old haha!

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

Yup.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

Nothing feels like it should.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

I’m fucking ancient.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

Okay 2022. You win. You’ve beaten me.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

Last night I had a dream that my knee was healed. I was able to put on real clothes and shoes and walk normally. When I woke up and realized it was just a dream, my heart sunk. I am so over this 😩

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

I give up on this freaking house. It’s never going to run smoothly 😤

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

38 years old and flying still makes me anxious.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@guttersniper was scrolling through facebook when your name jumped out at me. I found you online in 1998 because your Hershey Park review hit home. Now I’m finding you online again because you’re a viral sensation for all women. Life comes full circle. …and on May 6th no less.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

I almost hit a rogue robot lawn mower today. Just cruising down the road; avoiding all chores and responsibilities.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@yikes77 Been thinking about you Maria! I can’t even imagine what you’re going through, but I hope you know how many people are sending you love. You have a world wide support team praying for you. 💜💜

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@MarisaPirraglia @Gomotron The whole council needs to be on the same page! Who we hate, who were giving the stink eye to… it’s very democratic!

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@taraleeco He hates these cans!!!

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

@LisaBarone I went with a friend one day and I don’t think I’ve ever experienced as much anxiety. WTF.

[Sarah @SarahMayhem]

No hangover, feeling rested after falling asleep at 9:30pm; I want 2022 to look like this every day.