Sarah Simmons

University Staff, retired politician, foodie & just plain awesome. I'm also probably beating you at fantasy football right now.

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

Congrats Josh!! #uvmgrad #nursing @ University of Vermont https://t.co/K2Bk2J3nzG

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

Its not my cup of tea, but I feel like us Dems are missing an opportunity to frame the vote to reopen govt as "America First". Lets beat this Pres at his own game. @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

@IKEAUSA please consider Honolulu. I know the island would love it and think you'd do really well here.

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@CuteEmergency: Kittens socks are back in stock and best things ever http://t.co/XoTKyg7SG8 😻 http://t.co/yDhY4O9HhG” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: 8 month old bengal cat! http://t.co/e9CHrcI3i5” @theRealGordonS

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

RT if you'd let @AltonBrown officiate your wedding. #CutthroatKitchen

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@Gawker:woman was abducted by her Uber driver for two hours. Uber called it an "inefficient route" http://t.co/xdCxRLoB1H” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: Just pondering life. http://t.co/Lh0xyQoKvy” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST PICTURE IN THE WORLD http://t.co/ZVCqjGyowp” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: Just wanted some pringles! http://t.co/v2sBIHvQne” @theRealGordonS

[J_Klinsmann @J_Klinsmann]

YES YES YES !!! JOGI YOU DID IT !!!
HUGE COMPLIMENT TO ARGENTINA, BUT THE BEST TEAM WON THE 2014 WORLD CUP! #DFBTeam #USMNT #FifaWorldCup

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: http://t.co/1JxTfwKrAB” @theRealGordonS the little tongue!!

[Good Morning America @GMA]

RT if you're rooting for #TeamUSA in the #WorldCup!

[Charlie Mahtesian @PoliticoCharlie]

Cantor's loss makes him the 1st House Majority Leader to lose renomination since the office was created in 1899 (via @SmartPolitics)

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: Incredibly ferocious ocelot baby. http://t.co/2ld5JNPi41” @theRealGordonS omg

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Antarctica is melting and there's no way to stop it and it's your fault and it's a catastrophe beyond comprehension. Just FYI.

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: So you gonna share a piece? http://t.co/SGURYcNozd” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: http://t.co/qLVDgnwLJl” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: Micro sneeze. http://t.co/YLspEznBXq” @theRealGordonS

[Sarah Simmons @SarahMengh]

“@EmrgencyKittens: The cutest little sleepyhead http://t.co/4FXg4Im5RJ” @theRealGordonS