Dr. Sarah Mullaly (she/her)

Scientist | T.rex enthusiast | views≠employer's

[Dr. Sarah Mullaly (she/her) @SarahMullaly]

“Hi Mom… yeah. It was just published… I know – it is exciting! I’m glad people will finally get to read it. What? Oh… 237th, I think. Yeah – tell Dad.” https://t.co/VsPBIrDWVW #sciencetwitter

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not.

Tough one. I can see why RFK Jr is so concerned.

Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some.

-Me, working from home. Alone.

[Sentient Felicity (Kate R.) @AlaskanKate]

Guys if you’re talking about interest, it is “piqued”, not “peaked”. I’m sorry. This bothers me a little.

[CM @conormurrayTM]

how many killers are in that building omg

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i cannot buy oreos anymore they talk to me through the cupboard like the green goblin mask

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

And you see this is the problem

[james hawkins @james406]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you hopped on a quick call
- when you hopped on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

"Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?"

Me, in work from home goblin mode:

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Americans will do ANYTHING not to use the metric system

[gaut @0xgaut]

My favorite video of the Olympics so far is the cameraman for the trampoline gymnastics

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

There should be a chili cook-off in the Olympics

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Happy august to the people who live for the hope of it all

[Possessionista @Possessionista]

For my Gen X followers:

Charli XCX (@charli_xcx) saying Kamala is brat would be like if Christina Aguilera endorsed Obama by tweeting he was Dirrty.

Follow me for more Z to X translations.

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I love saying “this is she” on the phone. Like yup.. that’s correct… you’ve reached the right bitch…

[caylah @sacredserenityx]

Just ordered a bloomin onion at Outback Steakhouse and my waiter said “great choice, one hundred emoji”