Pablo Freshcobar

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Who has a RHCP presale code?!?!?

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Can we all agree that Miley makes way better music when she’s single?

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Why does everyone in Fort Lauderdale look and act like they smoke crake all day.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

When you feel like everyone hates you, go read the reviews from your hosts on AirBnb. Def a boost of self-confidence.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

It’s sad when I need to Shazam the opener for post Malone.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Like if you cry from pain every time you try to swallow a DayQuil.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Why do I cry every time I see a chick fil a commercial?

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

You know you hate your job when you stop curtesy flushing in the office bathroom.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

@RAFFRiFF_ Bro I cried for like 10 minutes after that shit ended lol

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

If I had a dollar for every time an old fat lady asked me to stand on the scale for them during our biometric screenings today.......

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

#southwestcancunsweeps #sponsored @FOXSportsFL

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Anyone interested in buying one ticket to the SoBeWFF Goya Tasting Village HMU. Selling a ticket for $175 (originally $225). Funds are going to a good cause!!!

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Just bought sharpies at Publix and the chashier asked if they were for my face or for paper and idk if I should be insulted or honored.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

SPIN FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!!!! Support #FosterCare development and #RSVP for our #leadershipmiami event today! https://t.co/0GJdM7h5oz

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Anotha day, anotha underpaid dollar.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Why do old ppl still insist on giving young ppl directions lyk I kno u kno I’m just putting that shit in my gps as soon as you walk away.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Blind Fitzpatrick is back!!!!

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

I love being at 4’ above sea level. LOVEEEEEEE ITTTTTTT.

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

Anyone selling or know someone selling a one day pass to Rolling Loud?

[Pablo Freshcobar @SarahMungul]

#stopdickpics2018