ShitSarahSays

[shanoon @ShannonCadagin]

Running alone is so boring

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"My gramma was so mad so she just started farting. No guys I'm serious That's how Dolores deals with anger!"

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"What's post season?" ⚾️

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"Who's Joann Toes?" .... It was Jonathon Toews. #embarassed

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BENYARD

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"Sarah you look really pretty." "I do." #okyoubeyonce

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*Burps like a sheep*

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Random lady: "Bertha, your ice tea is on the counter" Sarah: "Bertha's what I named my period."

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"Why does your hamster work out so late at night?"