Sarah Nicole

Cats are my favorite things.

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

@larayapmaaq Do you have kids? Trust me, you don’t need your husband at night and he needs to rest so he can do the majority of the work during the day.

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@squirtBeetle As long as your baby doesn’t get vaccines the risk of SIDS is nearly nonexistent! But as a new mom, I totally understand her fear. It’s a whole new level of anxiety.

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@realmelanieking Crisis averted

https://t.co/3juuL5nusp

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@samsosweet @realmelanieking It’s not him https://t.co/3juuL5nusp

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

Imagine being proposed to after a picnic dinner on a boulder in Red Rocks by your boyfriend with a glittery, glow-in-the-dark happy face ring that says “best friends”, presented in a plastic Easter egg on APRIL FOOLS DAY. Oh wait 🥰

I honestly thought it was a joke at first 😂

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

@RjNol That’s just Godzilla

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PSA if you see a pitbull mauling a toddler, put a finger in its butt. It might turn on you but it will release the kid.

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

I’m a freaking mom now 🥰

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

@sageofstones @TheEXECUTlONER_ As a recruiter, I always ask what is most important to the jobseeker in their job search. I can’t tell you how many people say “stabability” instead of “stability”. It drives me crazy.

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@HackingDave That looks bomb af!! And I’m vegan 😂

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@azlancat Looool I was gonna say!!

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

I have a full human living in my insides feeding off my body, so that’s weird.

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

@yokalli2 Me too but hoooow

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My sweet husband took maternity photos for me for my birthday 😍 I don’t feel 39 but apparently the calendar says it’s so.

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

@MelissaSweet1_ Wow you’ve been gone awhile!

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@SpecialBob16673 Aaaww that’s a bummer! Welcome back! It’s not the same lol

[Sarah Nicole @SarahNikitten]

Can’t believe how fast this is going

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@LesProctor Ha I had no idea. I just crack them open and hope for the best 😂