Ya Girl Minnesota

you just can’t plan your life out

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

@skyla_mae Maybe both??? But I definitely went out of my way to buy a big bottle tonight, drinking it like it’s water🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

@skyla_mae Why was this my exact thought tonight.

[chad @badboychadhoy]

i’m going to marry this woman

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

We’re all going to die so enjoy your weekend. ❤️

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

I love to play this game called “if I were my water bottle where would I be?” And honestly I’d be in some obscure place parched more than the Sahara.

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

My mother’s best friend gave her a cinnamon candle for Christmas this year. My mother took one sniff and said “ah yes, smells just like my twenties.” Fireball was created in the 80’s. I fully believe that I’m a copy of my mother.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

So the spare bedroom is being turned into a Tech Deck arena.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

At my funeral i want a big kahoot game about my life and whoever wins gets my will

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

THINGS THAT AREN’T PERSONALITY TRAITS:

-liking The Office
-working out
-CrossFit
-???

THINGS THAT ARE PERSONALITY TRAITS:

-having a nose ring
-being on SSRIs
-having nipple piercings
-drinking iced coffee
-Halloween

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

Ok but shoulder pads though.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

retweet if vaccinated

[Chase @notchaselyons]

My dentist said I grind in my sleep damn he’s real for that 💯

[trash jones @jzux]

ah sorry i’d love to but i’m booked solid!

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

The greatest blessing in my life is to able to buy Arby’s curly fries at Walmart.

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

I want to go to a fancy 7/11

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

I can’t believe it’s already been four years without you, brother. Four years without your voice. Four years without your love and advice. Four years seems like a lifetime without you.

[Ya Girl Minnesota @SarahNiner]

@katlynkampmeier That shit hit different

[Hozier @Hozier]

This is really nice news to hear. Thanks so much to everyone for listening, I feel so fortunate to have such amazing support.
I miss you all, much love 🖤