JillianPatriceMiller

[JillianPatriceMiller @SarahPietryka]

Thank you for the 2.326 minutes i got to listen of your beautyful music, @jaymesyng. Your voice guided me through the worst moment of my life and therefour i will never forgert your incredible songs. You give me chills all the time #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/rbsKypXjCd

[JillianPatriceMiller @SarahPietryka]

@Enegia3 You just got my invite. I'm SilzePi Level 50 :)

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

happy thanksgiving! i painted rylands nails to celebrate. (thanks for the holo taco @nailogical)

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I just broke a nail while having sex 😭 Let’s pray this island has super glue 🔩

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

⭐️💖🔥💚 #BirthdayBitch

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

working on the last epsiode of the jeffree series now. i don’t wanna give a day cause i don’t wanna disappoint anyone if it’s not ready in time but just know me and andrew are working our hardest to make it good and to end it right. ❤️

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

We could all just be carelessly swimming around the ocean but that dang fish had to step out and evolve

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Adulthood is realizing that socks are legit a good christmas present

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Telling your boss you got a new job is absolutely worse than a breakup

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Adulthood: wanting to be invited but not wanting to go

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Best pickup line: I’ll buy you food

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

#AdultingIn5WordsOrLess:

Expensive

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

*doesn't check emails*
*doesn't check bank account*
*pretends everything is ok*

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Me: I want to travel

bank account: Where? To work?

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Sorry I’m late I was in bed scrolling through social media for 37 minutes

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

If you don't build your own dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs 💯

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

These pig swatches of the #MiniControversy palette are so fucking cute 🐷⭐️😭

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Being an adult means choosing to stay home and relax on a Friday night