Sarah

Miami University '20

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

“Can I get a Coke?” #PumpRules

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

I’m sorry this made me laugh so hard

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[whitney atkinson @whittynovels]

sometimes i feel like everybody is a sexy baby (received a taylor presale code) and i’m a monster on the hill (am on the waitlist)

[jess @enchantedjess13]

he wants to go to the taylor swift eras tour

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

With Roe V Wade being overturned we are putting so many young and poor people at risk. The foster-care system will flood even more, children will die of abuse & lack of resources, others will take their own lives. I can’t imagine the fear of an unwanted pregnancy with no way out.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man With No Real-Life Career Goals Knows Exact Job He’d Want In Harry Potter Universe https://t.co/hFiMFic3dw

[Jace Johnston @TheJacePlace]

I’ve seen RAs do more to stop drinking in dorms than the United States government has done to stop the siege of our Capitol

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

i guess the national guard's tied down in portland in case someone throw's a brick through the window of costco

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are celebrating in the street” no there aren’t we literally counted

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

#BREAKING: Joe Biden has been elected President of the United States, according to an AP race call. https://t.co/Ktba34KmMQ

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

That fly took one look at Mike Pence and said “yep, looks like a piece of shit to me.” #VPDebate

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m happy to report that Jill and I have tested negative for COVID. Thank you to everyone for your messages of concern. I hope this serves as a reminder: wear a mask, keep social distance, and wash your hands.

[Mari Manoogian @MariManoogian]

I don’t ever want to hear how a woman is “too emotional” to be president. #Debates2020

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

my condolences to ben shapiro’s wife and her bone dry coochie