Sarah Robinson

I must be a mermaid, for I have no fear of the depths, but a great fear of shallow living⚓️

[Sarah Robinson @SarahRobinson00]

When people try to talk shit to me
"You're ugly" Truth
"You're a hoe" You right
"You're fat" Well hell yeah bitch, I love food

[' @sstuhia]

Period cramps in this heat

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"how to do taxes"

"what is a W2"

"how bad is it if i dont do taxes"

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

happy new year!

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Men the second you put emojis in their contact name:

[Princess 🐼 @miss_berna98]

When someone is drowning, that is not the time to teach them how to swim.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

If you want to stop something before it gets worse you 'nip it in the bud.'

You figuratively pinch off the bud before it opens into a leaf or flower.

You don't 'nip it in the butt' but we're not here to shame.

[conner @connerxscout]

Stituationship from last week that I told my friends about hardly texting me now after nonstop for a week

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when u only have 3 pairs of socks to your name.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[🦂🇯🇲 @bobeaubreaux]

Hey, Glo. I know you are busy and probably still trying to clear the track, however, do you know when I’ll be able to zoom down the highway with the windows open and “it’s 7pm Friday…” is blasting in passerby’s ears?

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

they said btches with good pssy snore thats what they said

[˗ˏˋ flamedork ˊˎ˗ @flamedork]

if i know how their story ends why am i so STRESSED

[ms. spicee if ur nasty @jadedspicee]

i’m sorry but i don’t think people should be getting drunk like this in front of children

[ɱąཞყ 🍓 @thevirgomaryy]

do y’all ever get super paranoid that people are just pretending to like you and you’re actually just some big inside joke that everyone is hiding from you to keep making fun of you in your face? is that a common thing?

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation