sarah

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Still prefer season 1 of ‘you’

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

As if a client asked me to cut his hair at 6:30 in the morning when we don’t even open till 9🤯

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Out of sight out of mind ✨

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Every time I look at a beef Wellington all I can think of is Gordon Ramsay shouting it

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

‘The girl in the bathtub’ is actually a really sad film🥺

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

The only time dad wants to talk to me when I’m home is if I want to trade food with him🙄

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Miley Cyrus fashion in ‘lol’ is what I crave.

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Also, I don’t know why me and Jess done a bet everytime we scored we would do a shot🤮. Got parents fucked.

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

As if I woke up and found gammon wrapped up in my bag from last night at the pub🥴

[✰ EM ✰ ☁️ @Emmaleighh98]

Have you ever lost interest because you felt unwanted??

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

I just want to live in Italy already 🥲

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

I have the emotional stability of an IKEA table

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

The film strange but true has got hell of a twist to it🥴

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

@MollieGallienne I reckon you should just send a picture of your new octopus friend angry and nothing else😉

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Ma is one weird film..🥴

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

@MollieGallienne dobby has no master

[sarah @heavenbrat]

okay universe i wanna live in italy with the love of my life, always sunglazed and making pretty memories together

[sarah @SarahSaunders12]

Relationship/friendship works both ways..can’t just come and go and only stay when it’s about negative shit all the time..very draining 😴