Sarah Shubert

umiami ‘24

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

yo @pizzahut literally what is this

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

@SlanderOfficial check your insta DMs pls and thank you

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

Hey @SouthwestAir If you’re gonna continue to hold my girlfriend on a plane for over three hours because you can’t get a captain can she at least get financially compensated. Side note your call-center agents are incredibly rude.

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

@MendelAlex @EDC_Orlando we’re inside but apparently other entrances are now closed or even set up

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

@EDC_Orlando #EDCOrlando kinda getting cramped in here without Daisy Lane and North Entrance being open. Also why tf is there no general parking like you guys showed on the map you uploaded, its all staff. get your shit together and update us.

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

@EDC_Orlando WHEN ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE YOUR SOCIALS ABOUT DAISY LANE NOT BEING CURRENTLY OPEN!!!!

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

@findingfletcher please officiate my wedding 😘

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

Also PSA TIP YOUR SERVERS!!!! Never did I realize how stingy people are until they run up a $150 tab and leave $5 for the server. This is our living money so please please tip at least 18-20%

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

i love my family so much. moving 1000 miles away from them has been so hard and i cant wait until i see them. not having a support network of unconditional love is definitely something i took advantage of so if you’re near your family hug them for me 🤍

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

so i have absolutely hated my nose ever since i broke it in seventh grade but today i went out of my comfort zone and got a nose piercing to embrace it and im in love

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

this man is so fine

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Dylan Cease is getting cocky with it

[Sarah Shubert @SarahShubert]

it’s down right oppressive. screw both sides of the government. one was aiming the gun, the other pulled the trigger.

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.

[josie 🍉 @elytrafall]

I feel insane after watching Stranger Things, nobody is doing it like them I am so serious that was incredible

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Happy Juneteenth

Stop prison slavery!

[relatable @byreIatable]

the semester is almost over
the semester is almost over
the semester is almost over
the semester is almost over
the semester is almost over

[julia🏹 @folkloreIesbian]

i can’t believe olivia and conan listened to taylor swift and developed good lyricist skills but i listen to taylor swift and all i developed was mental illnesses

[☁️ ᴉʅɥsɐ @swiftinspires]

Swifties at midnight