Sarah

live to be 100 or die trying • she/her

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

totally accurate anatomy of a goose

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

@photogenictrash Honestly seeing your BeReal of you going to bed at the same time as me was very validating so thank u

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I love facebook marketplace

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

My students wanted to give me baby name ideas so I made a whole bulletin board where they could share their ideas and I should have thought this through

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I love asking a kid “do u think that’s funny?” knowing full well that what they’ve said is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

When your coworker is in her 40s

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

@i_am_cj_online I…..thought that I was the only person who could see how many times I retook. How embarrassing that these heinous selfies take me 3 tries and everybody can know that

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I told a 3rd grader she looked so much taller this year and she paused, looked me straight in my face, and said “you look a lot older this year” I’m so tired

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I asked a coworker to kill a spider for me and she said “daddy long legs are actually closer to crickets” ok?????? I don’t remember asking for a science lesson u fucking nerd

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

Feeling super productive at work recently!

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I’ve been a school counselor since 2017, and what’s just occurring to me as ridiculous is that in EVERY interview I’ve had, one of the questions is “what would you do if a parent can’t meet during school hours” and the correct answer is that you would work unpaid overtime.

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I have never in my life recommended a product, but this pillow is easily the best thing to ever happen to me.

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

The pregnant urge to eat a stick of cream cheese

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

@aye_yo_CC My jaw is on the fucking floor

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

Obsessed with my grandma, as usual

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I cannot believe what I just found in a goodwill

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

she’s a 6 but she started hate watching glee and she’ll never be the same again please help her

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

@kait_lo omg I deleted her bc I didn't have the energy to argue with something so stupid but if you messaged her....I'd love to see the screenshots. I live for drama

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

Deleting and blocking everyone who's celebrating the Roe overturn because while we don't have to agree on everything, I also don't have to be subject to your absolutely fucking awful opinions every time I open social media! Good riddance! :)