Sarah Smith

Will I be able to take holy communion on Sunday because I’ve just eaten an oxo with an orange?

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Returning because I had my appendix out on Tuesday and I think it’s the reason why we are going to win the World Cup.

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Hope he knows I’m sat in bed and I’ve had a bit of a cry.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍

After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires.

Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

North Macedonia (a) locked in to take the edge off Trippier leaving

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

@cathgibs Same! I had to have a look at their fixtures last night and it’s all I’ve thought about today quite frankly

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Obsessed with my grandad’s theory that the oil crisis has be created by the pope because he wants Sunday to be a day of rest and he also closed Gateshead flyover.

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Our relationship remains just about intact

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

I’m in a bad way

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

I need them to stop saying camp now

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Taken Woltemade out my FPL after keeping him in since he signed. Absolutely nailed on he scores 8 goals.

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Wish I actually had

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Lovely day to scrap with some Barca fans on my lunch break

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Wishing everyone a goodnight, especially Bill Osula x

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

DIS BOI CAN SHIFT

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"It is a FANTASTIC goal, worthy of winning any football match, it's brilliant technique!"

Safe to say Clinton Morrison enjoyed William Osula's goal 🤩

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Never going to sleep again

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Pope never starts again.

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

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[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Never had a bad word to say about Pope me

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Willock could head butt me with the same force and I’d still name a child after him

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Never had a bad word to say about Pope me

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

Wholesome content coming out of St James’ Park tonight x

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Lewis Miley has been handed the captain's armband for the closing stages! 🤩

One of our own 🖤🤍

[Sarah Smith @SarahSmiths7]

The king has entered the building