Sarah 🐍

Mom. Gamer. Slytherin. Dad Joke Enthusiast. 🏳️‍🌈

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Gaming couples who play the same games....

Who's the better gamer? 👀

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Being put to sleep by dick and then being woken up by dick....

It's been a good 12 hours.

Happy Friday. 🥰😘

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Ladies.

If you start your morning eating mattress.... You'll be full all day.

☀️

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

You do not deserve to be a pet owner if you allow your aggressive animal to go unleashed, completely unsupervised, and roam a busy apartment complex and YOU LIVE DIRECTLY BY THE PLAYGROUND FULL OF CHILDREN. 🖕

I'll die on this hill.

And again, 🖕

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

I get way too excited when I get complimented by my mans.

Like he still thinks I'm cute!?

Hehe. Yay!

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

No better way to start my Monday off.

Strokes from the back and finding out your 7Brew iced coffee is free.

Happy Monday, yall. ✌🏼

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

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[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

*cries*

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

I am tired of fighting to reach the light at the end of the tunnel.

I feel like life is just telling me to get used to the blackness and let it swallow me completely.

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

My hair is so thick.

I took a shower Thursday morning at 8:15am. Threw it in a side braid.

It is now 8:30am on Friday morning. I just took my braid out and my hair is still wet.

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Okay.... but hear me out...

This is an option if I'm reading my 🥵books....

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Me: What's the hardest part about loving me?

Him: There's no hard part about loving you. You're easy to love.

This is everything.

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Simple. 😌

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

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[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

This heat makes the titty sweat to real.

Ugh.

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

I know a certain someone who can help me with both.

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

I just want some tulips on my kitchen counter.

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

When two red heads walk into your life.... 😘

[Sarah 🐍 @SarahSquach]

Heavy on the first and last.