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[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@kj_charles I don't understand why someone can't invent a machine that exercises the body while the mind sleeps.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

every cat upon instantiation will spawn with one random non-meat food item it is obsessed with. There is no way to tell what this is until the day the cat will steal something off your plate like its life depended upon it

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@rahaeli I am convinced that the latest hp laptops are designed by lefty's taking revenge. All ports on the right hand side.

[Charles Arthur @charlesarthur]

Now *this* is a thread worth reading.

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

Great ideas are often disarmingly simple.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

It was worth all the hassle of moving back to NZ to hear my 9 year old niece swear 'Oh for fucks sake' as my sister stole Zeus from her in a cut throat game of Zeus on the loose. 🤣🤣

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@nicholsonj Ohh poor baby! They did go on for a while.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@nicholsonj To be fair, the trap appears to be fast asleep.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@rahaeli I'm boggling! The 'just a database' is hysterical on so many levels. So many.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@rahaeli @kittensnotkids Late diagnosis is a hoot sometimes, finding out all the things you do that are not common.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@kittensnotkids @rahaeli I am also just finding this out for the first time. Huh. Who knew!

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@SmithyInWelly Ah hah! I was hoping someone I know was following the cricket so I don't have to! Between the Brits, the Indians and the Aussies on my team, i need to know what is going on.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

Well that's Xmas listening sorted then. I suspect it will be less haunting in full summer though.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

A thread of joy and small kittens for anyone who needs a break right now

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

If I haven't texted you back, this is why

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

If I haven't texted you back, this is why

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@melindahaunton I was thinking of you as it all went down and how frustrating it must be to not be able to comment. I hope you have private channels you can vent on.

[SarahStock @SarahStock]

@rahaeli Bookmarks I'd share. History would be far more telling and that's between me and my browser