Sarah K.

adam’s wife • Neuroscience 🧠 • coffee lover

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

t minus two days till new boobs 🫣

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Very much talking to myself.

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@slutknot13 omg you play

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@slutknot13 share pls

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@slutknot13 I was cheesin the entire time. Pure joy.

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@slutknot13 he’s beautiful

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@slutknot13 I’d die

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@indyanish There is! It’s not much more, but like Amazon Prime is expensive enough especially considering more and more things aren’t following the “prime promise” of delivery now.

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

Amazon prime has ads now??? What the heck?

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@slutknot13 you scared me shitless! if you ever need or want to talk, I’ll give you my number! shits hard these days

[Megan Coyne @megancoyne23]

happy new year’s eve

[Brittany Hugoboom @BritHugoboom]

Story time:

I met Taylor Swift years ago. There was a casting for a music video she was doing for her album “Red” and they were looking for girls who were “hipster” types.

I didn’t think I looked like a hipster but applied anyway because why not?

I ended up going out of state with a couple close girl friends from high school to celebrate our birthdays since they were all close to each other.

While I was there, I got a call saying I’d be in a Taylor Swift music video so I had to fly back a day early. My friends and I were listening to her new album and we guessed it must be for “22” since she sings about dressing up like hipsters in the song. It wasn’t though.

On the flight back to LA, there was a magazine and Taylor Swift was interviewed talking about her new album. I remember specifically that they talked about how she was this tall giant.

So we get on set. It’s myself and two other girls. We’re supposed to be Taylor’s friends that she’s hanging out with when she gets approached by the “bad boy” and goes on a whirlwind romance.

Taylor walks up to us and the first thing she does is say, “Nice to meet you! I’m Taylor.” Which I thought was funny as we all knew but I later realized she did that at all her shows. She had bangs, light makeup, and was very slim.

I introduced myself and told her I was expecting her to be this giant and she’s not actually that tall. She started laughing and said, “Right?” Then she stood back to back next to me and she was only an inch or so taller (I’m 5’8.5”).

We started talking about mutual friends. I told her I skipped school to see her “Fearless” tour and ended up having her opening act autograph my homework to turn into the teacher.

She talked about her cat and her friend Diana. At that time, I was about to meet my boyfriend’s (now husband’s) family for the first time in Tennessee. I had never been and was so excited so I asked her for things I needed to see there. She recommended a lot of the Elvis stuff since it was Memphis.

As anyone who’s met me knows, I love talking about my husband. So after I’m telling Taylor all about him and how excited I am to meet his family, she says, “I hope one day I’m with a man who makes me light up the way you do when you talk about your boyfriend.”

I know I’ll be called a “pick-me” for that one but I did get picked (my boyfriend and I got married) and it actually happened so it is what it is.

The reason Taylor Swift is liked by women so much is because she truly captures the female experience in a rare way. While most pop stars have a team of incredible songwriters, she writes herself. Her lyrics relate to women all over the world. The excitement of falling in love for the first time. The pain of heartbreak.

Someone who’s in their 40’s can’t comprehend what it was like being a teenage girl dancing in the rain to “Fearless.” Her audience is 35 and under. Women who grew up with her and those who are currently going through the young female experience. My niece who’s 14 loves her.

She’s not an “I don’t need no man” girl. She’s a romantic and currently in a relationship. She was with her last boyfriend for 6 years. She’s also always loved cats.

The average girl who listens to her doesn’t think she’ll be the next famous singer/songwriter and is turned off by men because TSwift isn’t married yet. The average girl who listens to her is a romantic, much more so than a Cardi B or Meghan Trainer fan.

Taylor has made her niche being the awkward girl next door not a sex symbol (which is the way easier route for a pop star).

But someone like her can’t leave her house for a nice walk to get a coffee without a storm of paparazzi like you or I can. There’s no shortage of men who’d jump at the chance to date someone famous like her but she has to be extra cautious given what’s at stake for her.

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

I had a dream that I dated hozier and that’s about all you need to know

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

why do weekends go so fast :(

[ACL Festival @aclfestival]

Everyone say thank you @Hozier

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

ACL, thanks for bringing me back to the light. One of my favorite shows of all time. For a moment it all felt simple again. @MumfordAndSons, I have loved you my whole life thank you for allowing me to share the (very high up) stage with you. There is no us without you!

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

I FINALLY GET TO SEE @NoahKahan TODAY AFTER TRYING AND FAILING TO SEE HIM FOR HIS FIRST TOUR. IM GOING TO CRY 🥹

[Sarah K. @SarahStofel]

@NoahKahan Can’t wait to see you at ACL tomorrow!!! We love you Noah!!!!