Sarah lynn

just a cheesehead 🧀 lost in New England 🌊

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

The other day as I got on the subway both handles of my grocery bag broke. in complete humiliation I had to chase runaway produce and a carton of shattered eggs. I know there’s surveillance footage of that and I hope it’s played on looop at my funeral

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

Hey sorry I fell asleep for a couple months,, what I miss?

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

I don’t think this tweet got the love it deserved

[Derek Mueller @MuellerDerek]

Porches are the backyards of the city. 🤯

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

If 2020 is cancelled I shouldn’t have to turn a year older

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@BearJer_ No

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

The silver lining in all this is the fact that Kopps has remained open

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

This quarantine stuff has me so confused, I actually considered going for a... run..?

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, stuck in quarantine

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@CaseyALewis Yes but we love you for it 😘

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@MeganLewis11 Works like a charm!

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

Everyone’s posting their accomplishments for the decade but I’m far more impressed I have managed to remain just as immature as I was in 2010

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Joey James started the Mariah Carey Christmas all year long trend

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@PWagon60 Hahaha wrong but good guess! 😂😂

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

Taco Bell saves the day #namethefriend

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@CaseyALewis

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

Enough with the baby yoda memes

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@CaseyALewis I’m sorry but it’s gone too far!

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@HiyaItsTaylor

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

Me: buys Xbox live to game with my friends
Also me: has no friends

[Sarah lynn @SarahSzym]

@simpleted6 @007 SO FREAKING EXCITED