Sarah Takata

Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

I'm in love with this girl, She just doesn't know it yet.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

I'm shy at first. But I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone. <3

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Some people are more interested in other people's life than their own.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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I'm that person everyone replaces after awhile.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Your hugs are my favorite.

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I wish I had the heart to ignore you like you ignore me.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

The Ten Commandments are NOT multiple choice -- God

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

If he can't keep a conversation going, don't expect him to be able to keep a relationship going.

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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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A smiling face doesn't always mean a perfect life.

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors? Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.

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What's in a name? Everything! Framed prints are ready to go! #nursery #decor #newborn #home… https://t.co/A6agoT3NXE

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Inflatophilia is a fetish for engaging with blow up dolls, or anything inflatable - toys or balloons

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie . . . a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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First pick in the first NFL draft, Jay Berwanger, never played. He became a writer instead

[Sarah Takata @SarahTakata]

Happiness is not the result of circumstance. It is the result of loving others.