Sarah

Human, Woman, Wife, Mother, Teacher, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Blogger, Time-waster

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

If I would have followed through with drinking every time the words "best friend" were uttered, I'd be fucking dead. #wyatr #TheBachelor

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

Zach puts out some serious Mike Pence energy. #bachelor #wyatr @annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@BrendanDWillis I will always love how supportive and knowledgeable you are. I agree that it is one of the best gyms and it's all because of you guys that work there. 💯

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

An absolute masterclass by Jon Stewart.

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@JohnFetterman @LeviFetterman

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@JoJoFromJerz Books

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@JaneotN @AshIsHereForIt The pig on the left.

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@DannyDeraney @Crosbydoggy

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@GeorgeTakei At the dump.

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@EvilL1keH0bbits

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: A shocking bombshell paragraph in the newly released Mar-a-Lago affidavit reveals that Trump stole classified documents marked “HCS” which refers to human sources/spies who could be killed if their identities are exposed. RT TO DEMAND THAT TRUMP BE TRIED FOR TREASON!

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@thegoodgodabove 😄

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Omg. We are starting to get prettttyyy close to 600k followers 👀

Consider this a *humble* ask for a RT + follow 🙏

It will take a BIG team to defeat Dr. Oz + win this seat

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@dionnewarwick

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@AlTheBoss03 Curly Neal

[Tom Nelson @NelsonforWI]

My name is Tom Nelson, and I am the Democrat that is going to defeat Ron Johnson this year and abolish the filibuster.

Ron is America's worst Senator, and new polls show that I am beating him. Could you please retweet and follow to spread my grassroots movement?

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@caitrionambalfe No, it wasn't insensitive. You're right and you get to have a say. Preach, Sista!

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@FfacevonFstick @kyrstensinema This is my new favorite Twitter account.

[Sarah @SarahTeacherMom]

@joshuahorowitz Well, I think maybe if women stop working, paying taxes, and fucking men that might have an impact. If enough of us do it.