Sarah Holt

There's no site up at yet but someone's called dibs on the domain. Let's settle for Twitter until that's all sorted.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

Give a fish a man and you'll feed it for a day.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

I'd agree with that if you weren't wrong.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

When you couldn't afford tickets but find a spot see the show from outside.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

When you've had enough drinks to start assessing your most novel ideas about bowling.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

What? Putting my foot in my mouth is just part of my work out routine.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

Life is a struggle to stay afloat.

Let that sink in.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

I can't seem to get the hang of covering my PIN because I get robbed two bucks every time.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

Uhm, yeah... Sure I wanna hold your baby.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

Keeping a diet up would be easier if super foods didn't always lose to super villain foods.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

Let me know if you have some spare sleep gathering dust. I'm all over that.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

[casting The Revenant]

Hey, Leo! That thing when you were all feebled on ludes in Wolf of Wall Street? Can you do it for a whole movie?

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

When they didn't have what you were looking for and you have to pass the register without paying for anything.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

*panics and sets phone to fight mode*

*737 turns into F16*

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

The Apatani tribe just can't get enough of the smell of Oreos.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

Hold it right there. You need to fill out this eye contact form first.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

"It's not a competition"

Some people, evidently

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

I seem to be allocated a smaller amount of fucks to give every year.

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

This means you should get to drive when you're three, right?

[Sarah Holt @SarahTheFierce]

My goal for 2016.

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