Sarah Elizabeth

“You can have a normal childhood, or you can be funny” - Georgia Hardstark

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

*pharmacist at rite aid says something inaudible to human ears*

Me: “.......... am I straight?”

Pharmacist: “... Do you live on EAST STREET”

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

The NFL’s plaid hats make me wanna puke

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

I actually can’t stop drinking espresso martinis okay

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Oh you didn’t dress up for Halloween? All good I’m scared of you regardless

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

At a bar and there’s fans of E L E V E N different NFL teams here?? 11??? What dimension am I in

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

I’m crying

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

Current status:

Losing my mind

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

Coi Leroy makes bop after bop after B O P

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

i love sundays. it’s like going to an escape room. im having fun but im scared

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

I did not know that most other countries use military time????? I’m an uncultured swine??

[erin chack @ErinChack]

it was the rootinest of times, it was the tootinest of times

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

[trash jones @jzux]

hey man did you go to idiot school or are you self-taught

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

“It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.”

Martin Luther King Jr.

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

@lizzo Pay off my loans, my family’s house, pay off my families medical bills and debt, put my grandparents in a great nursing home that can provide them the care they need, etc etc

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

Bout to move back to NH so I can play in the snow before I die

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[Sarah Elizabeth @SarahTheGreat02]

I don’t want to work I want to mud lark and find little treasures until I collapse