maybe: sarah van winkle

Talk to me about politics, The Bachelor, or anything I'm cooking. Michigander turned New Yorker.

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

no matter how your day's going, remember I accidentally made this face in public about a child & someone caught it...

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

@MaggieVanWinkle @PrimeVideo Sounds like you need a Roku - I happen to have an inside connection who could hook you up ;)

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

the worst hour of the week to be WFH is the last hour of the week Friday at 4-5pm and the best hour is the first, Monday at 9 am.

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

Being in a relationship just means always having someone to text "my stomach feels kind of weird" even if it's just because you ate too many snacks right after you ate your lunch.

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

I'll know I've made it when I don't have to buy a bed frame with 14 inches of storage room underneath

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Unexpected thing I missed about commuting: fun & creative subway ads

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

the constant question when online shopping: is that dress actually cute or is the model just so beautiful she could pull off wearing a paper bag and get me to buy it?

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post first wedding in two years ~vibes~ on an unrelated note do I follow any podiatrists

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I would have also been shocked by the passion with which I scream sing Olivia's Rodrigo's GOOD FOR YOU YOU'RE HAPPY AND HEALTHY, so there's a chance that I'm just ~going through something~ and that what I'm going through is 2021 (and 2020).

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

If you would have told me I would obsessively listen to the Fearless (Taylor's Version) at 28 years old with the same fervor I listened to the original version at 15 years old this year I would have never believed it but yet here we are consuming it like the comfort food it is

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

do you ever look at the expiration date on the back of a new cc and just wonder what's life going to be like in July of 2026!!!! will I be a whole new person 5 years from now? or still me just with a new haircut? only me? ok

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

After a week back home in MI with my family, I return back to the city and immediately almost get hit in the head by a pigeon, see people passionately macking on a bench in Central Park in 90° weather & walk past the guy from the gossip girl reboot. Good to be home.

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

Some days being back in the office is great, other days I would pay 1 million dollars to be back in the safety of my own home, able to rip this bra off and throw it across the room bc it is truly an offense against anyone with boobs.

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

@SarahVanWinkle1

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[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

I have a face that just begs people to ~engage~ even when men not wearing headphones are standing right next to me. I get asked for directions constantly and now here I am eagle eyes on an elderly couple across train hoping the do in fact get off at their correct stop.

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

@MaggieVanWinkle The question you should ask yourself is: why would anyone else not do that while working at home alone?

[maybe: sarah van winkle @SarahVanWinkle1]

It's such a bummer when people who just shouldn't get bangs get bangs (she tweets while considering bangs).

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@SusanVanWinkle1 @ryanstruyk Haha what I said last night while watching

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

The historic view.

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

wearing my mask around my wrist to let you know I’m not a Republican