@jimmyfallon The major first trip I went on with my father-in-law, we ended up on the side of the road, under the car using two utility knives to cut out a futon. Someone in front of us on the interstate dropped a futon. We ran over it. 🤦🏻♀️
When @AmericanExpress will only talk to your husband about your account because he is the “account owner” (even though your name is also on the account.)What is this, the 1950’s? 🙄🤦🏻♀️😡