Sarah Welstead

Because 90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. The other 10% just requires improving your procrastination skills.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

Loving Stephanie Caissie-Scoular's new site at https://t.co/dnxVItGIYK ! (Did not know what Certified Life Planning was or why it was so important.)

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

I'm just saying, remember when it took, like, MONTHS (years?) to get this stuff from concept to production? And that's not even including the 3 months it'd sit in legal. https://t.co/rbJx7YvxL4
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#feilerfaster #socialmediatoadvertisingpipeline #mixedblessing #planetofthebass

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

Remember when the prevailing wisdom was that people didn't learn about or change brand loyalties after the age of 35??? https://t.co/rCCoe44xvh

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

Am I the only one who's tired of seeing all these "Spotify spent too much money buying X podcast" stories with no info about ad rates/sponsorship or length of contract? Reporters apparently aren't interested in the ROI. https://t.co/yHyYHtiMeG

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@your_dropped @tlynn24292231 @GTLawWomen @GT_Law @TB_Chamber @TampaMuseumArt And clearly they don't even pretend to support their own female employees - they've shut down comments on the main GT page but apparently they forgot that they had this account supposedly supporting their female lawyers. Classic.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@JulianRuiz512 @GT_Law @The_RMISC I think they do - and encourage it. Their CEO did a shady deal with Neil Gorsuch just days after he got appointed to SCOTUS, according to Politico. Corruption seems like their comfort zone TBH.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@orderlyguy1 @GT_Law @The_RMISC No one seemed to care that their CEO bought a property from Neil Gorsuch as soon as he got appointed to SCOTUS. Whole firm is corrupt.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@GT_Law Wondering if one of the 'frontiers' that are 'emerging' in oncology includes torturing cancer patients via the courts. You know, like your employee Allan Kassenoff did...?

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@GT_Law @ChambersGuides I have a feeling that your firm will be 'recognized' for quite some time, but not for this. Shocking that you'd employ a man who didn't only abuse his family but abused court procedures to increase a cancer patient's suffering.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@GT_Law @The_RMISC It's bold of you to promote your firm when it's now public knowledge that one of your lawyers bullied, harassed, legally attacked and straight-up abused his wife and children, to the point where she went to Switzerland to take her own life.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

The tone of LinkedIn HAS changed a lot in the past 3 years, but it's not so much that people are disillusioned with corporate marketing. It's more a combination of a move away from Facebook + the blurring of work/home. https://t.co/hilo5wp8LV

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@BurbankFire @BurbankPD It’d be great if you guys could also respond when violent men violate restraining orders. Those are just about never false alarms. Not sure why you’re willing to let a woman get killed.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

PROTIP: When an app is driving you nuts with delays, ask your IT lead to stand beside you for a while. Magically, it will work quite a bit better - but only when that IT person is actually looking at you.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

There is nothing more infuriating than an app adding a ‘feature’ that in one fell swoop DOUBLES the time it takes you to do your job. Anyone got an alternative to @hootsuite for high-volume users?

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@Hootsuite_Help I have. I have also responded twice to your "respond above the line" emails. I just need to know why I'm suddenly kicked to the 'planner' board every time I hit 'schedule post' from my 'streams' board.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

Hello, @Hootsuite_Help ? I've tried tweeting at you, sending an in-app chat message, and emailing - and have heard nothing except "Thanks, we'll get back to you! Respond above the line!" Did Elon Musk fire all you guys, too?

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@Hootsuite_Help @pantelischio Wait, are you saying that when I hit 'schedule' on a post, and Hootsuite kicks me back to the 'planner' screen, and then I have to click 'streams' and hit refresh EVERY SINGLE TIME I schedule a post, that's a FEATURE???? Holy geez that's bad.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@Hootsuite_Help @pantelischio Also can I just say that I'm not sure that a 'sorry' emoji is the right tone here? I think you may be underestimating the fact that you've just increased the workload for social managers by about 50% and emojis seem tone-deaf.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

@Hootsuite_Help @pantelischio Wait, are you saying that when I hit 'schedule' on a post, and Hootsuite kicks me back to the 'planner' screen, and then I have to click 'streams' and hit refresh EVERY SINGLE TIME I schedule a post, that's a FEATURE???? Holy geez that's bad.

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

I don't know what the heck is happening over there at Netflix, but their ability to read the room seems to have dwindled to zero. https://t.co/Svso7gYOiQ
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#netflix #streaming #branddestroying

[Sarah Welstead @SarahWelstead]

I'm sure there are 47 reasons this is problematic, but Burberry just branded the GROUND in the Canary Islands and I'm here for it. https://t.co/4EjUknCDDK
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