Big Sarah

My main goals in life are to do as many crafts and pet as many cats as possible.

[Big Sarah @SarahWhoIsLarge]

@cybelethebest Is this about age or about waking up from naps?

I’m taking the nap angle: as long as possible

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@handmadeshoesia My daughter had a phase as a newborn where she had JUST learned to smile, but for some reason she almost never did it except during middle of the night diaper changes. It was very good for morale

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@emicelovin Takes me 40 hours to build one tiny house, what gives

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@tallowqueen Also, get a thermos. It will change your life

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@messedupfoods Lots of people saying it’s much less than 200 pounds (which I believe, I have no idea how much a standard plate weighs) but is he not shaking under the effort of lifting it?? Why is he struggling so much

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@messedupfoods Everyone is so worried about the dog they forgot there’s a knife strapped to like 200 pounds of weight directly over the dude’s face. And the woman in the position of the spotter is holding a dog.

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@Issybeatz_ I think this is similar to the “how clearly can you picture an apple” question… I can picture a perfectly photorealistic apple and feed it to an imaginary horse or whatever, but with music I can rarely picture more than the melody and one accompanying instrument

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@afoidinlove I love finding ways to make my baby giggle. Purest, happiest sound in the world, and her toothless smile with her big chubby cheeks is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Completely incredible watching your baby learn how to smile and laugh

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One time I got a mean reply to a comment and instead of roasting them or ignoring it, I replied “mean :(“ and they apologized. Starting to think the internet isn’t as complicated as I thought.

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@nocontextmemes

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Hosted 3 people for dinner last night: pork schnitzel and homemade mac and cheese, and some of our favorite sodas. Every person went back for seconds on food and drinks, what a rush

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@beyoncegarden Comments are like “it’s not that big of a deal, she should have fixed it herself”

If you leave a wet towel like this, it won’t dry between showers and starts to stink like mold by day 2. If you aren’t hanging towels properly out of habit, mold is going to be a constant problem.

[Big Sarah @SarahWhoIsLarge]

@iWomansplainer For real though, trying to maintain a closet of clothes that actually fit while going through pregnancy is impossible. Don’t even get me started on bras

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One of the lovely things about parenting is that your baby is born being able to do almost literally nothing, so everything is a source of pride. Made eye contact with you? Proud. Smiled intentionally? Proud. Reached for something they wanted? Proud. Recognized a visitor? Proud.

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@muheediva01 I remember it had a 5 in it, is that helpful?

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@_cotton_ball Floor/bouncer time is when I can go do other things, so that part is essential. She especially loves sitting in the bouncer and watching me cook or do dishes haha. She made me hold her more as a newborn, but I tried like 5 carriers and she wasn’t a fan of any of them.

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@Mimiiben1 7+3 / 2

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Hear me out: a nursing room decorated with photos of tits and boobies

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@shaunvlog_ If you raise it from birth, technically yes, but it may randomly turn feral one day and try to maul you to death in your sleep. They are cute though, they’ve got tiny little hands and sometimes like to wash their food before eating it.