Sarah Wilson

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I won’t even know where it’s going, I just hope I find it along the way 🌄✝️👩🏼‍💻🎶

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Ozzy getting a t shirt about the mistake that has haunted him for the past year after cirie got a heartfelt award is sending me 💀 #survivor50 #survivor50finale

[natalie @evctions]

this is why i never tell people that i watch big brother because what the hell is this #BB26

[Josh Floyd @joshdfloyd]

Imagine if Charlie did this after Jeff asked how he felt about Maria not voting for him.

#survivor #Survivor46

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Big Troy and Gabriella energy #Halftime #halftimeshow #usher #SuperBowl

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Always warms my heart to see other IT professionals making mistakes like this 😂🫶🏼 it happens to the best of us #dairyqueen #SoftwareEngineering

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Me: *goes outside for 5 minutes*
Mosquitos:

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Hot take - having to go to the eye doctor every year in order to get contacts is a scam. 👀

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Filling out self evaluations like

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

@sanders_micah ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

My toxic trait is that I think Walgreens is gonna have any obscure grocery item that I need

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

@STLChildrens when you stay overnight with the patient and you’re not a grandparent or parent

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

@STLChildrens is really out here kicking people while their down - not validating parking for immediate family members.

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

@STLChildrens when you explain to them that you don’t have a mom or a grandparent that can visit the patient and you ask for a parking validation

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

@STLChildrens when they see a sibling of a patient park in their garage

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

this is not a drill! Email us a pic of your own cooking disaster and you might just get a Triple Treat Box on us.

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

https://t.co/M0EpzTN08u

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

@Wendys terminating the man with down syndrome who worked there for 20 years has me so fired up - reinstating him wasn’t enough, it wasn’t even the bare minimum - the message was already sent - so disappointed. Do better!

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Another reason I know I chose the right company 😂 #pizzahut #meangirls #October3rd

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

you weren’t a teenage dirtbag you were a youth group kid who just listened to relient k

[Sarah Wilson @SarahWilson92]

Being a woman in tech has really made me a much stronger person 😂 you really learn how to stand up for yourself and not take any 💩