sarah

“No matter where life takes me find me with a smile”

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

i don’t give a fuck where you are. there’s a way out and up. find it.

[Anthony Surace @anthonysurace97]

The funniest movie of all time is Step Brothers

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I see a lot of videos of people harassing cops in hopes of going viral on IG and TikTok. I know I cant be the only one wishing a cop would just knock one of these motherfuckers out

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

Also let’s not make everything about race because if some of you did some actual research to look at stats maybe you wouldn’t say dumb shit and look stupid

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

Oh so all those businesses that were destroyed, police cars on fire, statues torn down, etc. happened from.. natural disaster..? I can’t believe how many stupid fucks have the ability to vote

[señorita @lavishthought]

Black people died for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

This is dumb as fuck. Wearing a mask all day is far worse for your overall health than getting a cold

[Ashley Woodfolk @AshWrites]

Has anyone else not had a cold all year?

It’s almost like....washing your hands and wearing a mask....works?

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

Why am i laughing out loud at this

[⋆𝚛𝚒𝚔⋆ @shutup_rik]

if u can survive a weed panic attack u pretty much can survive anything

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

To everyone who voted for Biden I hope you’re ready to get your rights taken away and have to rely on the government for everything! We’re already back to shutting everything down and having ours lives be forced in the hands of a corrupt government. Good job!

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

Still violently hungover eating mac and cheese watching shitts creek happy sunday everyone

[Mari @mrcapsaveahoe1]

“i-“ “periodt” “toxic” “sis” “chile” “No❤️” “it’s the ____ for me” - shut the fuck up💯

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

@sierra__strine Truuue I’m sure it won’t be the last either

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

@sierra__strine Oh makes sense😂

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

In honor of selling the ninja today😪

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

@sierra__strine Same😂 It went on for like half an hour too hahaha

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

I don’t think my neighbor realizes their porn is playing through my alexa right now😭

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Sometimes idk man. Life is a mind fuck.

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

Working at a gym is cool until you’re out of a job for the rest of the month and just spent all your money on vaca #fuckingmint 🙃👌🏼

[sarah @SarahWoerner]

@kenchristensenn I heard alcohol is most effective at killing the germs so for health purposes I’ve been cleansing my immune system with vodka waters #stayhealthy