Habibi

that’s hot

[Habibi @SarahZeina]

@D_Dickeyy hey

[Habibi @SarahZeina]

@D_Dickeyy @BrunoMars I named mine after him

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

i can never scroll down when i see a tweet like this without mentioning glenn howerton

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Me walking back into the kitchen for my 5th snack of the hour

[Habibi @SarahZeina]

Facts

[Dani @D_Dickeyy]

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Catch flights not feelings

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

this pic goes so hard

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

you can copy my recipe, but you will never be able to replicate my sauce

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Life is like a toaster, ain’t nobody care until the bread pops up 🙏

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

If ANYBODY is a modern day Marilyn Monroe, it’s Britney, so let’s get THAT straight

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

I’m on one. Matter fact i’m on two!

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Hi Rihanna, it's a rocky situation… but Hasbulla can treat you better

[alexia @successpools]

leo’s be like “guess my sign!” and make this exact pose

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

This is high art

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Someone in the crowd: “You’re late!”

Rihanna: “No shit.”

[ADAMRAYOKAY @ADAMRAYOKAY]

PLSSSSSSS

[Habibi @SarahZeina]

Fuck the book When You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Im gonna write When You Give A 2 A Chance.

[Habibi @SarahZeina]

You know what they say “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” lmaooo

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Tellin someone to take a hike is actually really good advice