Sarah Apel

she/her.
this is my newspaper

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[🦐 Patreon Updates @shrimplify]

This is my vent art

[nat !! @hugzlino]

i dont need an autism test, i saw this ad and immediately thought of ryan gosling n made a meme. the answer is clear

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

One year old loves picking up trash in public, wiping down surfaces, etc. and then looking specifically at women around him because he knows they love it and will react. Performative

[Sarah Apel @Sarah_Apel]

@julia_doubleday Reminds me of the lady saying you can eat sushi during pregnancy. Sure the risk of getting ill is low but the effects if you do are catastrophic.

[Léon Da Himbo🇵🇸 𓄿 @ArmAndUnionize]

let this Lindsey Graham news serve as a stark reminder

flared fucking bases you guys

[lentil & bowser 🩶 walter & bonkers 🌈 @WalterBestBoy]

@acatnamedteddy

[emma @timesnewemma]

L&D nurse, talking to another nurse: She is very stoic during contractions

me (to myself): i’m getting a good grade in labor, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[Lefty 🏳️‍🌈 @leftyandzesty]

the cure for learned helplessness is receiving external help to show you that your actions can yield results

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

Because we celebrate Ben Folds taking his girlfriend to get an abortion

[prisca!🇨🇭 @prissiprisca]

Having adhd means I can’t trick myself into doing things with a reward. Like why would I wait to reward myself when I can just… not do the thing and reward myself anyway…

[Sarah Apel @Sarah_Apel]

@mollywidstrom don't see how that's possible

[Sarah Apel @Sarah_Apel]

@ADHDForReal

[Sarah Apel @Sarah_Apel]

this is pretty interesting

[savannah @savbrads]

last year for @haloscopemag we looked into why this specific shirt is in so many thrift stores and found out the charity behind it produces them en masse to guilt potential donors

🔗 https://t.co/TBo223t5fe

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

This is how it feels to have a job

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt