Sarah Cardillo

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars.

Must be following me to win. GO.

[drakes gf @samantthaaa__]

my fish died :(

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

@juliaaa1101 @joscelynn22 Ok guys why am I being publicly attacked

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

“I just banged heads with a hobo” -josce at a bar

[Joscelynn Aguilar @joscelynn22]

Me looking for a fuck to give.

[Miranda @mmkitts_]

I wish someone would randomly Venmo me $500

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

Why does my fish stare at me every time I eat🤨

[nate 🇯🇵 @nath6niel]

Me leaving someone’s life with all the love they missed out on

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

@joscelynn22 I’m blocking you

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

My teacher just expressed his hate for Mama Mia. So disrespectful, I’m never coming back to this class.

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

Ladies who can relate?

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

Joscelynn just tried to open her planner as if she normally uses it and the bookmark was on a day from October 😂

[juls @juliaaa1101]

I can’t wait to stuff my face with lasagna for the next two days

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

Has anyone ever successfully painted their nails without messing them up 20 minutes later???

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

@aliciousness06 @joscelynn22 Lol i tripped over the stroller that some lady parked right behind where I was standing

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

I just told joscelynn we should’ve gotten cinnamon rolls and she said they aren’t worth the calories. Why am I friends with her??

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

My college professor just asked us how many letters are in the alphabet 🤔🧐

[Jamie Fline @allidois_flynn]

No one holds a grudge longer than your mom with someone you’ve talked shit about one time to her

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

“I’ve always wanted to be a stunt devil!” .... I think you mean double?

[Sarah Cardillo @Sarah_Cardillo7]

My professor just accidentally knocked a girls laptop off her desk and it won’t turn back on..... yikes