Sarah Maloney

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area Dog’s Rock Bottom Same As His Peak https://t.co/FxJHXYEUgV

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

@dangreene I have a lot of questions. We’ll talk Monday.

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

WTF is going on here? There’s no way this is real… right? If someone actually purchased this, I have a wonderful collection of vintage models in my pantry that I would be willing to sell at the right price. They even come with the original content! https://t.co/3NqCveWnM9

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

@dangreene Oh no! I can’t resist that face! Tell Scout we had to make sure the old grumpy dogs got along first, but he’s definitely invited to the next one. We’ll even let him sit on the couch!

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

Stella enjoyed hanging out with her new #dogsofimpossiblefoods friends today!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i heard there is a ball dropping later. does anybody have the details? i am interested in that

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

I’ve literally spent an hour reading through all of these comments- these quotes are hilarious

[What We Watch ® @mspeacherino]

tell me your favorite quote from an nba player.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

What did Anderson Cooper just say????

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

My new favorite song

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

Fuck.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[joshguros @joshkab0sh]

#thereisasaleonporktenderloinsattarget #vfireemoji100

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

@joshkab0sh #VShooketh

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

Another big celebrity sighting...

[Sarah Maloney @Sarah_Maloney]

Commish in the house!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am making the executive decision. that it is too cold. to do anything at all today. secure a cuddle buddy. and recommence your snoozles

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

hats off to all the Laker fans who came to support their team this afternoon.

... we’ll see you all in March when the Warriors come to town.

[General Soreness @GenJBSoreness]

Friends, the battle is won.

Like the dispatches of General Washington, who too escaped imperialist regime, I arrive in Philadelphia.

For if I’m about anything, it’s pursuing my happiness.

I may now lead, free from the shackles of a young, cocksure big who demands the ball.

GS