sare

I can’t see your negativity through my rose colored glasses

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

🌴🌊

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

me as a girlfriend:
“okay I’m about to go. want to put your face between my boobs before I leave?”

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

too hot for makeup
too hot for hair
too hot for titties

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

headaches. you give me HEADACHES

[♡ Andromeda ♡ @onyxsbloodrose]

Me trying to figure out if Rihanna is pregnant or not

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

I’m only watching the Super Bowl to see my girl Ri Ri 💅🏼

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

empty gyms are over for a while until the ‘new year new me’ bullshit subsides 😑

[faith @faiththegemini]

This how I look at my mama when she start yelling

[Jazzo🌙 @jaazzzo]

Me looking at my man waiting for a response after I ask him a dumb question .

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

so what do you like to do for fun?

me:

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when ur high af n your friends start talking about scary stuff

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

tf do i get this man for Christmas when he already has me 🤦‍♀️

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

bf: is that my shirt?
me: it used to be

[sare @Sarah_Merry]

“I feel so evil & diabolical”

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

take me to the pumpkin patch or else