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[WeGotTickets @WeGotTickets]

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[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Yup

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Lovely photo of my wife looking at how much tax she has paid.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Ranting on Twitter is one thing…

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[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

This from @telegraph WhatsApp leak might be why Rishi Sunak thinks everyone should study maths until 18. Maybe it suggests politicians should be sent to maths lessons before being allowed to make decisions.

[Prime Liverpool @footiestatto]

Matt Hancock wearing the same shirt he auctioned to raise money for the NHS 3 years ago - 🤔

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

BREAKING 🚨 | The gender pay gap is now 14.9%.

This means women have worked from January 1st to today - 54 days - for FREE.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I've always suspected that an advanced alien civilisation with the technology to travel at close to light speed across interstellar distances would arrive in Earth orbit unobserved and proceed to dispatch a fleet of small, easily detectable balloons into our atmosphere.

[Evie Breese @EvieBreese]

Boys will be boys

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The media are calling today's strikers 'greedy'. But I've never met a teacher with £27m parked in an offshore trust in Gibraltar.

[jacques @flamencolambada]

the greatest album of all time? Pop Princesses 2

[Clara📚🧣 @clarawils26]

The nation watching #HappyValley 😅

[Nick Cordingly @nickcordingly]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as violently heterosexual as the nations favourite meal deal

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

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[sez @Sarah_Nelson11]

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[mat reed @reed_mat]

Tell them to buy a new kettle

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