Sarah Nelson

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A high school in North Dakota calls its teams the "Midgets."

Activists want that changed. https://t.co/oD7hAGUdQZ

[Cole Anderson @ColeAnderson9]

So you’re saying there’s a chance? 😂

[Alicia Ferderer @AliciaFerderer1]

Don't blow dry your cat

[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

@AliciaFerderer1 If I slide in your dms what are the chances I get them digits 😉

[Dominic DeAngelis @dommdeangelis]

I will end up in Maine one day with my family.. trust me.

[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

PSA: the grocery store in Richardton has wine ice cream 😋

[tay ☆ @tayyystubbs]

i just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells ‘WHO CAN GO HUG MOM THE FASTEST?!’ and all of them start running toward their house. that’s the kind of future i want.

[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

What a time to be alive 😊 https://t.co/WOpHAkoTH4

[SI Tennis @SI_Tennis]

At 36, Roger Federer is oldest player to claim the ATP World No. 1 ranking, surpassing Andre Agassi https://t.co/HxasRU6Nom

[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

Mixing a milkshake for a waitress is the equivalent to making a frappe for a barista

[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

My gel polish pedicure lasts longer than most relationships

[Chevy Runs Deep @chevy_rivinius]

"Who wants el som"
"It's fricking cold outside"
"I want your vape"
"My car won't start"
"Let's get a zinger"
"You want to cruise"
"Who's having a party"
"Macaroni bites sound good" https://t.co/XgaJpQ8Qqt

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever

[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

This hurt my head to read, but it's so damn accurate https://t.co/DN2qEXGsQm

[quornhub @m3dusa_]

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[Sarah Nelson @Sarah_Nelson98]

I swear everything is a bigger deal when alcohol is involved
*I drop my phone after I've had a couple of drinks*
Everyone: "oh my gosh you are so drunk, maybe you should slow down"
Me: "no guys I'm just clumsy as hell"