Sarah

perpetually hating my job and always trying to buy food

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Corporate life requires a fake enthusiasm skillset that I simply do not possess

[shadon @pvrekhs]

the boys seriously think a minutes long compilation of kc saying he has nothing in common with aniya, calling her a grandma, and saying he’s tired of waiting for her to put out sexually is the same thing as a compilation of her exploring her connection with carl? nuke the villa

[Whitina @Nayainshambles]

GO TO THE POLLS NOWWWWW! CARL WILL BE BACK IN MY VILLA AND KC AND TITI WILL BE SENT OUT OF MY FCKING VILLA! GO TO THE POLLS NOWWWW

[a🦌🍸| kaynity’s lawyer @ador3liars]

she look like his momma #loveislandusa

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Initially I was angry but now I want to thank Meaghan Oppenheimer for releasing me from what would’ve been a 10 year Tell Me Lies psychosis. My blood pressure thanks you deeply.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Worst characters ever.

I would have watched 10 more seasons.

Thrilled I don’t have to. #tellmelies

[sativa @urfavstrain]

30 nights at msg and i won’t be at a single one.

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

you would think i just got engaged with how happy i am rn

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

#NewProfilePic

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Just fast forward to the belts with flags on them…

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

DETROIT GETS IT DONE‼️

THE LIONS WIN THEIR FIRST PLAYOFF GAME IN 32 YEARS 🙌

[NFL @NFL]

The Lions win a playoff game for the first time in 32 years!

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

That's for you, Detroit 💙

#AllGrit

[Succession @succession]

"It's done."

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Fixed it for you.

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

SOUTH CAROLINA TAKES DOWN CLEMSON IN THEIR HOUSE 😤 @GamecockFB