Sarah

special education teacher 👩🏻‍🏫🍎 cat momma 🐱🐱 B.A.- Marywood University M.Ed- Holy Family University

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

My mom: how long is a dog time out supposed to be??

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 I feel offended.

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

2 am thoughts cont.
1. I hope all the dogs and cats are warm that are outside, I should make hay houses
2. Its NOT A SKIRT ITS A KILT, SICKO
3. If I paint my nails tomorrow, will they not chip by Saturday
4. Should I just wake up at this point and clean the kitchen.....

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

My random thoughts when I wake up at 2am from a deep sleep:
1. Will we have a white Christmas
2. How can I get my student to stop pooping his pants
3. Don’t forget to add milk to the shopping list
4. Boy it’s going to be cold tomorrow
5. Should I give my cats a bath?

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 Its 6:54 and I’m ready for bed because it’s been dark for 2 hours

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

Jokes on the kids mischiefing tonight.... Toilet paper is EXPENSIVE AND SCARCE. Thank you for your donation to my humble abode.

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 She’d make us cut through the houses. We would have to literally chase the bus around the development.

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

Shows that are guaranteed to put you in a good mood:
1. The office
2. Schitts creek
3. Almost anything food network

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 I get videos sent to me daily. Once she sends it, she calls me 3 SECONDS later and says, “did you see that video of the abused dog?!” Idk why these things are popping up on my phone!!!

After we have explained the concept to her 6 times.

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@CHARQUEEE @chrissyteigen We are one of two classrooms going back to school! Only our specialized classrooms are returning and all of these items are geared towards social emotional needs and health!

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[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@chrissyteigen I teach 1st and 2nd grade autistic support!!!

https://t.co/m1C0nlUMau

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 Mom(at 7am) “are you still sleeping???
“I found a bird in shoprite”
“It really upset me”

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

Mom story continued:
“I’m going back this afternoon for fruit and if those fuckers took away that open bag I’m going to open ANOTHER ONE”
“What a cute bird. I’m so worried about him”
Me: please don’t bring the bird home in your purse.

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 Wish I was. These are the calls I get at 7am

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

mom calls me this morning to tell me there’s a bird in shoprite and it’s sitting on the bird food.
“What a smart bird like it’s sitting on the actual bird food bags”
“No Sarah it could’ve starved to death”
“I opened the bag with my keys so he could eat”
“I should’ve left water”

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

How I say good morning to Gary...

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

Me to Gary: if we got divorced what 3 things would you take?
Gary: the kids, grace’s ashes (my very alive cat), and his car

Well. I picked a winner

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

Boy this might be the jam to work tomorrow....

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Meet Miley Cyrus..... again. #SheIsComing #ButForRealThisTime 🎸🖤🎤

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@dk9623 Gosh you guys have to get outlook.

[Sarah @Sarahdakang]

@chipgaines Lucky charms
Waffle crisp
Fruity pebbles